Road trips

lucky-deerSorry. I’ve been gone a couple weeks because I’ve been doing drive-abouts of Washington. This is my self-imposed duty of get the hell off my ass and out of Dodge before the aforementioned is the size of a prize winning pumpkin at the 4H fair.

To begin, though, you must remember that the bridge to the Land of Plenty is closed making daily travel a hassle. This means local shopping. For those of you who might be expecting gifts from Auntie Linda any time soon, well, I apologize for the selection at Lucky Deer.

But I digress.

honey-buckets1What I really wanted to talk about is toilets. This is a Washington state comfort station. As you can tell, there is nothing within earshot, noseshot of these Honey Buckets. That means the Washington clean up crew hasn’t been through here since the First Peoples past this way. It is a necessary part of travel in the boondocks that you come to grips with situations like this.

sign-insideWhile I stood outside snapping pictures, my friend Deanna went inside for a closer inspection of the facility. She took this phone photo of the interior signage which raises more questions than it answers. Does the State actually know that the seat won’t be sanitary? How much is that additional charge? Was there a charge to begin with? Just how many mile walk is it to find the supperintendent? Does some poor son of a bitch working a state desk job actually have a sense of humor? Oh, the mysteries of a road trip.

Anyway. If you can put up with the bridge closures and the rustic facilities, you get to see things like the following. And that’s why we choose to live in the back of beyond.
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8 Responses to “Road trips” »»

  1. Comment by Deanna | 05/29/09 at 8:57 am

    Linda – you crack me up! I’m curious, though, why you left out some personal details about your adventure with the Washington state comfort station. Or are you still processing through that experience? :) Always a pleasure to read about your journeys.

  2. Comment by Donna | 05/29/09 at 9:25 am

    I will take the blue saddle blanket, and matching straw hat. They are on sale you know. (Actually the saddle blanket hanging there is very pretty, I like it)
    The last picture, makes it all worth it, absolutely gorgeous. I’ve got to get up that way, never been that far north.

  3. Comment by Donna | 05/29/09 at 9:27 am

    And glad to see you posting, I was starting to worry about how you were doing….

  4. Comment by Quiana | 05/29/09 at 9:53 am

    Glad to see you’re having fun! I think your friends and family would love gifts from The Lucky Deer. Do they have one of those “Don’t tread on me!” flags. I need one of those. My neighbors are getting too friendly now that I put a fuchsia by my door.

  5. Kim
    Comment by Kim | 05/29/09 at 3:00 pm

    Ever since I went to the Woodstock reunion concert in 1994 (I was six months old for the first Woodstock, or I would’ve gone to that one instead), I’ve had a substantial fear of port-o-potties. It rained for three days straight and the doodie trucks couldn’t get in to clean out the toilets because of all the mud and people. After I took a peek in one, I immediately decided peeing in the bushes would be a lot more pleasant (not to mention healthy). God willing, I’ll never have to see the inside of one of those hellish contraptions ever again.
    That last picture is why I cry actual tears over not living in the Pacific Northwest.

  6. Comment by Steve | 05/29/09 at 8:58 pm

    And what is a supperintendent? Is that part of the gumment?

  7. Comment by archiearchive | 06/01/09 at 4:01 pm

    With a view like that last, I would never leave! Awe-inspiring.

  8. Comment by Kelsey | 06/05/09 at 8:55 pm

    I do hate to pay full price for a straw hat…

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