Belated cruise notes

The first evening Sis and I returned to our cabin, this was the towel animal on my bed:
headless-towel
Between the motel in Fort Lauderdale and this omen, I should have known this cruise would be strange. I can’t read tea leaves either.

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The night the Mister had died, I galloped downstairs, fell upon a cinnamon roll and consumed it. Ah, comfort food. Only on a cruise ship are such things available any time, for any reason.

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sidewalk
In Lisbon, all the sidewalks are this intricate sort of handwork. One tourist asked the guide, “Do you make your prisoners do this?” Hehe.

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This is proof that not all Italian design is to die for.
happy-ship

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But I would like to thank France for giving me the biggest laugh. As we were anchored in harbor, a French girls rowing class executed a nearly impossible maneuver in this day of high security … they smacked into our cruise ship before instructors dragged them away.
row-1row-2row-3

As they floated off, the girls were giggling and calling bon jour to passengers, sounding like so many happy little song sparrows.

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A young Indonesian waiter adopted us as his charges for the entire cruise. His English was poor; I rarely understood a word he said. But Sis is a gentle sort, and took a lot of time speaking with him. They chatted about home towns and families and politics and ship gossip and even teased each other. I missed a few of these events, so he asked her if I was upset with his service. She assured him no, then tried to explain about the Mister. She later told me that she wasn’t sure whether he understood or not. But he must have tried to find the most appropriate American idiom he’d been taught. Because when I next saw him, he said, “the show must go on.”

And so it must. It’s getting sunnier on the back nine.

16 Responses to “Belated cruise notes” »»

  1. Comment by Laura | 04/20/09 at 9:45 am

    So, what IS that towel animal? A clam and pearl?

  2. Comment by barry | 04/20/09 at 9:59 am

    I once had my back pack ripped open and all consumables were eaten by a bear in Yosemite. The freeze dried food packs looked like that when we spotted them on the trail the next morning.

  3. Comment by Emily | 04/20/09 at 10:01 am

    Great shots of the rowing team! I’m glad you’re feeling better – filling your life with beauty can never hurt.

  4. Comment by Gina | 04/20/09 at 10:07 am

    What is that? It looks like a guy with his head lopped off. Thank goodness we didn’t get towel animals like that in Disney.

  5. Comment by Cyndi | 04/20/09 at 10:19 am

    I guess that it is a turkey and a bowling ball…bowling for turkeys!

  6. Kim
    Comment by Kim | 04/20/09 at 11:05 am

    Is it wrong that I immediately saw something phallic?

  7. Comment by Alyson | 04/20/09 at 11:58 am

    I think the head fell off – that was the omen – a decapitated towel animal.

    Glad to hear things are getting sunnier.

  8. Comment by Jan L | 04/20/09 at 4:13 pm

    It’s obviously an elephant and appropriately sized dropping.

  9. Comment by Drama Queen Jenner | 04/20/09 at 7:11 pm

    My guess was a fallen-over end table and a turban. Very sorry for your loss.

  10. Comment by Steve | 04/20/09 at 8:14 pm

    What a great thing for a guy like that, to go that far out of his way to try to find something to say… to you…and in your language.These days, something like that can only reaffirm one’s faith in humanity. And no one goes through that, and is not sincere about it. After my Dad died I got a note from an old girlfriend I didn;t expect to hear from. She wished me the best and said “No one knows how it feels unless they;ve been there.” We were about 16 when her Dad died and I helped her through that. She’ll never know how much she helped me with that card, when it was my turn. And the show gos on.

  11. Comment by Karen | 04/20/09 at 9:14 pm

    Hugs….and small smiles. Yes, the show must go on. Thinking of you often.

  12. Comment by Diane | 04/21/09 at 7:10 am

    I can’t begin to imagine what that animal on your bed was supposed to be, but I’m glad it made you smile. Without even knowing it that young man said the wisest and truest thing possible….think of you often and hope you are smiling.

  13. Comment by willikat | 04/22/09 at 7:47 pm

    i’m sorry, but man did i giggle at that towel animal thing. what the HELL?
    my heart also got a little bigger in the retelling of the waiter trying to comfort you. take all the time you need, but glad you’re feeling a bit smilier.

  14. Val
    Comment by Val | 05/01/09 at 11:28 am

    No Kim. I thought the same thing so no it’s not wrong… Scary, but not wrong.

  15. Comment by Josh | 05/03/09 at 7:53 pm

    Ha, you technically banged some french chicks. Awesome. What happens on a boat stays on a boat. And my family has seen a LOT of that kind of stone mural type thing. For a number of years my parents have been involved in custom stone work, and I can’t count the muber of weeks/months/years we’ve had out living room taken up with large stone projects. Let me just say, clipping the stone to make those little shapes is REALLY friggin hard! Stone is tough and stuff. But it turns out a really cool end product. I’m really glad the show is going on for you Linda. I’d give you a big ass bear hug if I was there.

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