For art’s sake

totem
Native American art from the Pacific Northwest can be an acquired taste. Once you get past the yes but aren’t they a little squatty? first impression, you get to thinking a lot of it is quite beautiful.
otter-2
But then along came the pioneers and, in the fullness of time, chain saws. Chain saw art was born.
oyster-bar
Retailers began using chain saw art to lure us in to purchase, oh say, coffee with shellfish to go.
gnome-male
Then the whole thing got out of hand and gnome art was born. I have worried that this is someone’s self portrait.
salmon
Is that a salmon in your pants or …?
cement-lady
And now cement women seem to be sprouting up like toadstools. I tell you, Dogpatch may not be a community with a whole lot of hoity toity art. But, by God, we know what we like.

13 Responses to “For art’s sake” »»

  1. Comment by Pete | 02/20/09 at 2:24 pm

    Looks like that lady has boobs on her back. That could be handy.

  2. Comment by Emily | 02/20/09 at 2:31 pm

    “Coffee with shellfish to go” is an excellent slogan. You should sell it to those poor folks over at the Log Cabin.

  3. JB
    Comment by JB | 02/20/09 at 3:32 pm

    I hate that fucking creepy gnome. I seriously consider taking an alt route to your place sometimes just so I don’t have to see it.

  4. Comment by Mister | 02/20/09 at 4:53 pm

    While still in my youth, I dated some cement women.

  5. Comment by archiearchive | 02/21/09 at 4:38 am

    Art is definitely in the eye of the beholder. Please may I refrain from beholding some of it – - -

  6. Jan
    Comment by Jan | 02/21/09 at 10:53 am

    Good photos. I see the sun is out in Dog Patch – spring has arrived – somewhere.

  7. Comment by Jeanette | 02/21/09 at 7:26 pm

    That salmon with pants on?…that’s just wrong!

  8. Comment by Jeanette | 02/21/09 at 7:26 pm

    That salmon with pants on?…that’s just wrong!

  9. Comment by Donna | 02/21/09 at 7:32 pm

    Is that a salmon in your pants, or are you just smelling that way?
    Is the salmon a comment on someone’s personal hygiene? Heh. I crack myself up.
    Second JB and the gnome.
    Cement women make you hard.
    Jeeze my mind is in the gutter. I am done now, sorry.
    Oh, wait, is that a beaver?
    No, really I’m done now. I am in cancun, and have had dos margarita’s, so now I think I’m funny. LOL.

  10. Comment by Steve | 02/22/09 at 1:03 am

    That may be a Salmon standing but that ain’t no Salman behind him… although it may have been on a very large Salmom. If those get around, Cialis will be the next company going under. And keep i away from the gnome… or he’s in for a very painful slow death.

  11. Comment by Steve | 02/22/09 at 1:08 am

    in the mood for a tear jreker? See Taking Charlie with Kevin Bacon. I just saw it and i give it 3 sniffs.

  12. Comment by Back Nine | 02/22/09 at 7:27 am

    Steve: You’re right. The gnome would have a very painful case of, um, wood. Sorry, I had just read Donna’s comments.

  13. Comment by Mister | 02/24/09 at 4:48 pm

    If your salmon keeps climbing the ladder for more than four hours, see your veterinarian.

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