Short Game 15

Linda, JB and Riley visited us for a holiday celebration between Christmas and New Year’s. Notice how thrilled parents look when their little boy receives a boomerang from a Gramma with a wicked sense of humor.

Boomerang

On the other hand, until the boomerang is bounced off Dog’s noggin, it is a much quieter gift than the truly god awful singing Bob the Builder for which I am sure my sister will be going straight to hell.

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Sincere thanks to all who offered such lovely comments on my last post; I am truly grateful. So far on my book writing adventure, I have sharpened all my pencils and organized the paperclips, large to small. No stopping me now.

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For a time, my family lived in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula. This clipping fell out of one of Mom’s diaries. It was in the Letters to the Editor column of the Manistique Pioneer Tribune in 1971. And yes, it is real:

Our Apologies …

To all of the wonderful friends and relatives who attended the Smith wedding and reception in Germfask on Friday, Nov. 5th: the language, attire and general behavior of the groom thoroughly offended and shamed us all.
We wish to thank the State Police and ambulance drivers from Manistique for their prompt arrival, even though we were disappointed no arrest was made.
We are pleased that our wife and mother was released from the hospital and is recuperating at home with only a broken arm.
Again we say we are sorry and shamed by the action of the man our daughter and sister chose.

Mr. & Mrs. James P. Smith
Mr. & Mrs. Ronald L. Norris
Mr. & Mrs. Lawrence Seymour
Mr. & Mrs. Frank Smith

11 Responses to “Short Game 15” »»

  1. Comment by Trina | 12/31/07 at 7:32 pm

    That newspaper clipping is hilarious!

    I thought you were getting Riley the Fijian Forks for Christmas??

  2. Comment by Linda | 12/31/07 at 8:13 pm

    Trina: We decided to save the Fiji fork until the baby is born.

  3. Comment by Donna | 12/31/07 at 11:32 pm

    Wow! People actually apologized for their behaviour at a wedding? Having worked security at a building that used to have wedding receptions all the time, I can tell you that I have never seen an apology for anything that has happened at a wedding, instead, I have read several complaint letters from patrons because they couldn’t figure out why they were’nt getting their deposit back after the entire reception had a food fight with the wedding cake that had to be cleaned off all 4 walls, the floor, and the ceiling. Not to mention beating the hell out of one of my partners, putting him in the hospital with a concussion because he told them that they couldn’t take their drinks out of the rented area.
    One question, were you related to any of the people who signed the letter? And what happened to the marriage? I’m sorry, I always want to know the rest of the story.

    Riley with a boomerang? It’s a recipe for CHAOS! Pandemonium! Anarchy! I don’t even want to know what a fiji fork is. (ok, you broke me, what is it?)
    Happy New Year Linda, hope you accomplish everything you set out to do………

  4. Comment by Mister | 01/01/08 at 4:37 am

    Aside from that, Mrs. Smith, how did you enjoy the wedding?

  5. Comment by Linda | 01/01/08 at 7:58 am

    Donna: Gosh, I hope you have a better job these days … like tree topping or managing the Grizzly Bear Artificial Insemination program. No, none of the participants were relatives; my folks didn’t know any of them. But that Germfask bunch was always trashy.

    In Figi, they sell forks that are replicas of the ones used by their kings to eat the brains of their slain enemies. It is considered a particularly offensive put down. Have a good New Year’s Day.

  6. Comment by Steve | 01/01/08 at 1:08 pm

    Hehe. Great way to get started with the new in-laws. On the other hand, he won’t have to visit on holidays and anything he does after that will not be a surprise.

  7. Comment by Jeanette | 01/01/08 at 7:21 pm

    I wonder how long they stayed married?

  8. Comment by Donna | 01/02/08 at 12:25 am

    Thank you! I feel better now!
    And no, don’t have a better job, but I DO only have till the end of 2010 till retirement!!!!!!
    Bear insemination, rothflmao! Good one, I gotta remember that!

  9. Comment by Gina | 01/02/08 at 7:23 pm

    I’m glad you made it to my new place! Anyway – thanks for the nice comment. Sadly, that pic was taken after a 35 pound loss, but there’s still no excuse for the too-small stuff.

  10. Comment by Josh | 01/26/08 at 9:53 am

    Dude, that must have been the funnest wedding ever. I can’t believe I missed it. This is the sort of thing we need time travel for.

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