Fowl language

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Last month, I posted a questionnaire to you meat eaters about a new line of chicken products. I promised to report on the results. So here you go:

  1. Of the descriptive terms provided to you, the most often chosen as ‘positive’ were No Hormones Added, Organic, Humane and Cage-Free.
  2. “No Hormones Added” is the top scorer. Action: We will be sure to use this phrase on the front of our packaging.
  3. “Organic” doesn’t mean a lot to everybody, but it is of major import to those who do want it. Action: We had taken it off packaging, but will put it back on.
  4. “Humane” and “Cage-Free” run neck-and-neck. Action: We will seek a seal of approval from one of the groups specializing in humane treatment of farm animals.
  5. The biggest negative to the term Halal is a lack of understanding. Only one respondent said “Muslim” is a deal breaker regardless. Action: The packaging will make it clear that you do not have to follow specialized guidelines to prepare.
  6. “Amish” is not a hot button. Action: We will picture an Amish-looking barn on the package but not dwell on it in the copy.
  7. Nobody likes to pay more (duh!). But it isn’t a deal breaker for most … “My health is really important to me and I can cut out something unnecessary in order to have healthy foods.” Action: Stay with a higher price if it means better quality.

While this group of respondents is too small and too diverse to be all the research needed, it is at least directional. What I learned from it is that “humane” has greater import than I might have thought. So calling this product Healthy and Humane is far more important than whether the term Halal is ever understood.

Thanks to you all for your fowl suggestions.

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  1. Comment by Josh | 04/04/07 at 2:09 pm

    I had to google halal to find out it’s the same a kosher. (however you spell that) Honestly, I wouldn’t care if you beat the chickens every day (when you weren’t too busy injecting them with triplicate steroids in their shoe box cages) and sprayed poison and radiation into the farm soil, and had a satanic priest come in and curse every cut of meat that passed through the slaughter house to ruin it for every religious persons consumption. Just make it taste good at a reasonable price. Is there any way you could mix some marinade and basil in with the steroids though?

    On a side note: I guess I haven’t been reading this blog long enough to realize you were in marketing. (or possibly just the poultry industry) I must have missed the questionaire. Fortunately for you I’m the sort of person they don’t ever give questionaires to, mainly because I’m opinionated in a highly not-popular-opinion sort of way, and I guess I skew results.

    I just don’t see why anyone would care that much about chickens. It’s like when people freak out about how I feed my boa constrictor live rats. They immediately leap upon their pious shoebox and preach the evils of live feedings and yammer on about how pre killed rats are so much more humane because they die comfortably. And I just roll my eyes and point out that rats are vermin which we oh so high and mighty humans eradicate in mass whenever they intrude upon our personal space. And maybe I’ll point out that they were raised to feed a cooler animal to begin with and does it really matter how they die? Not to mention that in nature (which they sooooo cherish) snakes usually don’t go out and buy humanely killed rats for dinner. And if I really want to twist their panties I’ll bring up how the only reason I even have a snake is to watch it feed. The only other thing it ever does is absolutely nothing. Seriously, if anyone out there can explain in a not-crazy-or-rediculous way, why chickens lives should be so great, please do so.

    Good luck on the poultry sales, I do like the amish label idea. If you want to sell to men, you could always put a close up of some cleavage on the chicken breast labels. (just a thought)

  2. Comment by Linda | 04/04/07 at 2:51 pm

    Josh: twist their panties? TWIST THEIR PANTIES? Oh, my dear young man, are you in for some acid comments. Let me just say this: since you don’t care about your chicken’s digs in terms of humane treatment, keep in mind that a bird which can move around develops better muscle fibre. Result: tastier meat. Even if you swallow it live or snap its head off in a voodoo ritual or use it in cock fights or however else you amuse yourself with our winged friends. Yes, I do have a few marketing clients, but that doesn’t make me all bad. I’ll see what we can do about the basil/marinade injections.

  3. Comment by Jennifer | 04/04/07 at 6:44 pm

    You’ve never heard “twist their panties?” I prefer to say “don’t get your underwear in a bunch” myself!

  4. Comment by Steve | 04/04/07 at 7:48 pm

    I think we have a winner! Josh’s first paragraph should replace our “Raised the old world way” copy… a testimonial from a satisfied customer!

    And I prefer “undies ina bunch” too. Or Us ina B. As in more than one U.

  5. Comment by Steve | 04/04/07 at 7:58 pm

    … and if we can use his picture we can make him the new “healthy” colonel. Maybe with the hungry snake. Maybe with chicken feathers in it’s mouth and that reminds me of my dog when I was a kid that came home with chicken feathers in his mouth and got recognized by the guy that owned the chickens he got into and Dad had to buy twenty chickens and we didn’t even get them or maybe just little chicken feet hanging out of it’s mouth. Jeez… the more I think about it, it’s a great idea! We could even…

  6. Comment by Ginger | 04/04/07 at 8:07 pm

    Chickens, undies…ho hum. But boa constrictors! Josh, do you care about your companion snake? It seems a challenge..but then I’ve cared about a few low lifes in my time!

  7. Comment by Josh | 04/09/07 at 3:16 pm

    Hmmmmm. I hadn’t thought about the chickens needing excercise to make them tastier. That works for me. Put them all in the yard and throw out fast moving bugs for them to chase all day. I’m not in any way a pro-cruelty person, I just care a lot less about the lives of the chickens than the price and flavor of my dinner.

    I also revise my panties to undies or britches or pantaloons depending on where you are from. (I guess that last one would be about two hundred years ago)

    And Linda, I don’t think marketing is an evil occupation at all. I myself plan on jumping into that amusing forray one day, although more on the graphics side of things than the research. Politicians and lawyers are evil, marketing is cool. I actually find this sort of opinion polling very interesting. I often wonder which of the products I see on store shelves were carefully marketed for specific people groups, and which ones were designed by people who just wanted a cool label. I often find I am a total sucker for marketing as I stand in line purchasing a product I know nothing about just cause it looks awesome.

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