The local blat is no fun anymore. It seems Canadians bought it and are trying to apply quality standards to it. Crap. After years of confusing headlines, the paper now makes too much sense to amuse.
However, at least we can count on the locals to entertain even if the reporting of it is straightforward. I offer as evidence the case of the 29-year-old who plowed his car into a Subaru, injuring all four passengers (including a two and a four year old). He was in court this week and offered these statements in his own defense:
“I didn’t mean to. I was just having fun.”
“I have a Mustang. I was going fast.”
“I drive my car fast everywhere. I got the tickets to prove it.”
“I couldn’t help it.”
Now let’s just assume that the county prosecutor has little trouble getting a conviction here. What the heck would you do with this guy?

