Mustang Mike

The local blat is no fun anymore. It seems Canadians bought it and are trying to apply quality standards to it. Crap. After years of confusing headlines, the paper now makes too much sense to amuse.

However, at least we can count on the locals to entertain even if the reporting of it is straightforward. I offer as evidence the case of the 29-year-old who plowed his car into a Subaru, injuring all four passengers (including a two and a four year old). He was in court this week and offered these statements in his own defense:

“I didn’t mean to. I was just having fun.”
“I have a Mustang. I was going fast.”
“I drive my car fast everywhere. I got the tickets to prove it.”
“I couldn’t help it.”

Now let’s just assume that the county prosecutor has little trouble getting a conviction here. What the heck would you do with this guy?

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Dream Leavings

The only part of my life in which I am particularly active is in dreams. I have a busy little brain during the night and often remember the gist in the morning. But even when I don’t recall the specific subject, I often awake with the emotion locked in place.

The first sense of the day may be one of failure or loss or joy or anger. Long after I figure out the why (“Oh piffle, I was just dreaming again”), that emotion floats along with me through the morning before it abates on some timetable of its own.

As a young child, I was known as moody by my parents. Mom took me to a child psychologist once to ask about it. They heard a commotion in the lobby and came out to see what was happening. I had all the toys and was kicking at the other children. I realize now it must have been a morning appointment, and I was still under the spell of a dream, probably about being a politician.

I’m pleased to say that my mornings are more joyful these days than sorrowful. I hope that is true for you. That’s assuming you, too, are a victim of the aftermath of dreams.

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