Cruise views
Purgatory: Many shops, but all of them closed:
What the fuck?
The argument against Speedos:
More soon, maties, from the back nine.
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OK, that towel is not really depicting a…penis….is it? That’s quite a, uh, work of art.
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Pretty sure the towel is a long neck dachshund, bred especially for following game into extra long burrows.
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Yeah, the towel is definitely a penis, since I have never seen a dachsund with only two legs. I sense some on-board, um, frustration. (Also: a penis with LEGS? Gah. No thank you.)
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That towel is a SCARY thing to come back to your stateroom to!! Good lord!!
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Okay, ladies. You’d know better than I would. It’s a penis.
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Ahoy there, those Speedos - here in Aus we call them “Budgie Smugglers” - although you may need to be an Aussie to fully understand
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That is the “Yellow Wrinkleneck Pecker”. Very rare. The “Black Wrinkleneck Pecker”, “Brown Wrinkleneck Pecker” and “Pink Wrinkleneck Pecker” are seen more often. You are lucky to have gotten a picture of it, since they are all nocturnal.
And we call them bananahammocks.